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◉ Everything we've made

Two out. Three loading.

One drop at a time, in serial runs we don't re-issue. When the numbers are gone, they're gone. Here's the full list as it stands — live, limited, and in various stages of steel, code, and arguing.

◉ All · 5 Live · 2 Upcoming · 3 Kitchen Bathroom Living room
Showing 5 of 5
◉ Available
◉ Product 01 · Kitchen
Trashique

A single cleverly-bent stainless steel rod that turns any standard kitchen bag into its own sculptural can. No plastic shell, no assembly. Folds flat. Weighs 2.4 lb.

Material 304 stainless rod · one continuous piece
Finish Powder-coat or brushed · 5 options
Fits Standard 13-gal drawstring bag
$30 Shop Trashique →
◉ Available
◉ Product 02 · Bathroom
O-SHIT

A tiny smart sensor that lives behind your toilet and texts you the moment it starts silently leaking — before it wrecks your floor, your ceiling, or your month.

Sensor Ultrasonic · non-contact
Battery CR2032 · 2-year life
Alerts Audible + SMS + email
$79 Shop O-Shit →
◉ Drop 03 · July 2026
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◉ Classified · Kitchen
Drop 03

Something ridiculous for the kitchen. You'll know it when you see it. Newsletter folks get 48 hours of early access — we're not doing pre-orders on this one.

Category Kitchen · TBD
Price Announced at drop
Run Serialized · limited
◉ Drop 04 · Q4 2026
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◉ Classified · Living room
Drop 04

Living-room-adjacent. Possibly furniture, possibly not. Possibly plugs in, possibly doesn't. We'll share more when the prototype stops trying to kill us.

Category Living room · TBD
Price Announced at drop
Run Serialized · limited
◉ Drop 05 · 2027
05
◉ Classified · Outdoor
Drop 05

Heads outside. Something for the porch, patio, or garage that absolutely should not exist but will be better than anything that currently does. Genuinely don't know the price yet.

Category Outdoor · TBD
Price Announced at drop
Run Serialized · limited
◉ How drops work

Small shop. Real answers.

What does "limited drop" mean exactly?
Every product we release is fabricated in a single production run. We assign serial numbers to each unit before it leaves the shop. When the last serial is spoken for, we don't reissue that product. Future drops are different objects, not repeats.
Do you do pre-orders?
No. Every unit on the site is already made, badged, and boxed. You order, we ship. If a product says "Available," it's in the shop ready to go. If it says "Classified," it hasn't been manufactured yet — get on the list to hear first when it lands.
How fast do you ship?
Orders placed before noon Eastern ship same day. After that, next working day. Delivery is 3–5 business days via UPS Ground in the US, longer internationally. Free shipping on US orders over $150.
What's the return policy?
30 days, no drama. If your household doesn't love it, ship it back and we'll refund you. We pay the return shipping. We ask that the product be in unused condition with its packaging, because we can't resell a dented trash can.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes — UK, EU, Canada, Mexico, AU, NZ, and Japan currently. Duties and taxes are collected at checkout so nothing surprises you at delivery. Everything else by request; write to us from the Contact page.
Do you sell wholesale?
Selectively. We love small design stores and well-curated home shops. We don't list on big-box marketplaces. Apply through the Contact page and we'll send a line sheet.